Thursday, August 13, 2009

Class Is Now In Session

Several of you have asked for lessons in "getting onto the countertop", so I have decided to share my considerable expertise with you.

First, get on a chair. Any chair, anywhere. If a chair is too high, start with an ottoman, the sofa or the coffee table. See example below.

But you must practice.

Get on a chair and sit there. Don't give your beans any reason that you want to go further than the chair.


Get them comfortable with you being on a chair. Next week we will progress to greater heights.

14 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I just leap to the counter. What's the problem with that?

Yoda and Brutus said...

Roxy, we will practice getting on the chair this week and await next weeks lesson.

Salinger The Pug said...

Oh Roxy, Sensei of Mischief!!! You are a GREAT teacher! I will study your form and practice all week and hope I can master your technique before lesson 2!

Thank you!

Love,
S-Dog

The Great Rock Eater said...

Oh Roxy!!! Thank you so much for sharing your vast knowledge and skills with us. I hope we can do you proud!!!

aileen said...

I recently came accross your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


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Tiffany and the Munchkins said...

Thanks for the tips Roxy. We will practice getting onto the chair...but how do you keep from slipping on a slippery chair like that one?

Chihuahua kisses,
Bentley & Lexus

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi roxy!
oh how exciting! i am so excited to be in your class!

climbing to new heights will be so much fun!

xoxoxo
emmitt

Nevis said...

Uh-oh. I think Rukia was reading this....

Dory and the Mama said...

I will definitely start the chair jumping...I can do couches..Does that count???

Smileys!
Dory

Fred said...

Will start practicing immediately!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Ohh thanks for the tips...once the cone is off my head I will be trying the chair move for sure!

Sequoia

Lex said...

Hahah roxy! Indy is't a huge jumper, the couch is good enough for her!
Gus though... I think he could give some lessons.. however I haven't actually caught him on the table!

The Furry Kids said...

I am taking notes. hehe

Your pal,
Titus

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Thank you for sharring your top secrets.
I am not going to tell moms where I got the pointers- but I am going to start practing tonight!
Can't wait for the next tips!
love
tweedles