Thursday, August 27, 2009

Class Is Now In Session - Lesson Three

Okay class, we've jumped up on chairs, and we've stretched. Now we put them together. We jump up on a chair, and stretch over to the table. Once you are on the table, make as big a mess as you can (as evidenced by all the items on the floor).


Or, you can jump up on a chair, and then jump up on the counter. Make sure there is something worthwhile on the counter though. In this instance there was leftover spaghetti sauce with meatballs and spare ribs. Yum!


DO avoid the gratuitous YUM look. This does nothing to help your cause when you are discovered on the counter. Try and look innocent. It personally doesn't work for me (mom knows better) but you can try.

Next week: child proof safety locks and toilet paper!
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23 comments:

  1. StubbyAugust 27, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    Hi Roxy! Mom would kill me if I was on a table, a chair, or the counter. As much as I would love to eat all the goodies I could find on these things, I cannot do it.

    Your technique is very good and you're lucky that your mom doesn't mind your antics.

    Stubby xoxo

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  2. Gemini and IchiroAugust 27, 2009 at 12:44 AM

    I hope up look happy and then run like heck after hopping down. I know that's hard for you but it's SO satisfying!

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  3. Karen JoAugust 27, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    You need someone to teach you lesson 4, Roxy. How to Get Down from the Table or Counter. I look forward to learning how you deal with child-proof locks.

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  4. Oakley and SwisherAugust 27, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    We took some good notes, thank for all the tips. We aren't that good at looking innocent either, we'll see how it goes.

    Lots of Licks--
    Oak and Swish

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  5. Life With DogsAugust 27, 2009 at 2:23 AM

    You have to love an opportunist!

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  6. ChrissieAugust 27, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    Sweetheart, it doesn't help your innocent look much if you're lickin' your chops!

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  7. RosieAugust 27, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Thanks for those tips Roxy - I am going to try them right away!

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  8. MiaAugust 27, 2009 at 10:03 AM

    Oh Mistress Roxy!!! We are so blessed to have you as our teacher. Thank you for sharing all of your knowledge and experience!!!

    Lilo

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  9. NevisAugust 27, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    LMAO! Oh, Roxy, I love the "YUMMY" look on your face in the last photo. You're such a stinker!

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  10. The Furry KidsAugust 27, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    I have a question about the 2nd picture. Do you have to push the chair over by the counter all by yourself or do you just have to wait for someone to leave one close by? Roxy, I am taking notes. I can not wait for next week's lesson. Baby locks are my nemesis.

    Your pal,
    Titus

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  11. UnknownAugust 27, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    Roxy, you are a bad, bad girl. Very, very, very bad. It's one of the things I admire most about you.
    Admiringly,
    Howard Pee

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  12. FredAugust 27, 2009 at 11:52 AM

    Ooh! Ooh! I had the same question as The Furry Kids! What happens if all your chairs are not close to the tables or counters???

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  13. The Adventures of the LLB GangAugust 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Roxy....you are SUCH a GREAT TEACHER!!! Can't wait until next week's lessons!!

    Smileys!
    Dory

    PeeEss...My Mama said that she loves the cabinets!!! Did your Mama do that herself???

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  14. Sequoia & Petunia & EmmaAugust 27, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    Thanks for the lesson!

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  15. The Meezers or BillyAugust 27, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Roxy, you are just "teh awesome"!

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  16. The WriggleButtsAugust 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    You're one talented gal, Roxy!

    B

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  17. Frances LouiseAugust 27, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    Too funny! You are indeed a talented pug -- look at that awesome mess on the floor . . .

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  18. AnonymousAugust 27, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Hahahaha

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  19. HankAugust 27, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    Good job, Roxy, honey.

    Last night I jumped up on the patio table and stole one o' mom's pizza rolls. (She don't need to be eatin' that greasy junk anyway.)

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  20. Toffee K. Ripple Fuzzypants & Feline American AngelsAugust 27, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    Roxy ... Did you get in trouble or what?
    DMM

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  21. agent99August 28, 2009 at 4:02 AM

    Roxy...nice work. we have not had the opportunity to climb yet, but you're given' me ideas. more importantly, mom NEEDS to know who and how those cabinets got painted - they're amazing. whatever that means....
    Gen and Fuji

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  22. Monty Q. KatAugust 28, 2009 at 9:07 AM

    Damn, girl.

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  23. Dutch the PugAugust 28, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    Ohh Devil Dog you have given me some naughty ideas!!!

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