This is me.

This is me exerting myself.

This is the gap mom and dad say I slip through to get onto the porch, tip over the garbage can and go to town.

Seriously, do you actually think that I am that intelligent and devious that I can get onto the back porch, tip the garbage can over, eat whatever I want and then get back into the kitchen so that when mom comes home I am in my bed? With my sister?
Evidence! I demand evidence!
Yeah I don't see any evidence myself. I know about being wrongly accused too! You must fight!!!
ReplyDeleteWe demand evidence too! We see none so you must have been framed!
ReplyDeleteWe think garbage cans are scary tall bins maybe you can use that defense?
Oh Roxy, I know you would never do anything so naughty. Maybe it's those toys of PlusOne's?! They take over the house when no one is looking!!
ReplyDeleteYes, evidence is definitely in order. You are the picture of innocence.
ReplyDeleteHi Roxy! There is no way you would doing anything as bad as garbage tipping. Don't your parents know that you are a good girl who never gets into trouble? Innocent until proven guilty Roxy!
ReplyDeleteStubby xoxo
Well it could be you or it could be raccoons! lol
ReplyDeleteI believe in CSI. Follow the evidence.
ReplyDeleteB
better watch out - they might hide a camera back there!
ReplyDeleteYou look waaaaay to innocent to do that.
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks--
Oak and Swish
That's only circumstail. You are never guilty without evidentary proof, my dear watson.
ReplyDeleteRoxy...Do you need a character reference??
ReplyDeleteYou are very smart, but I know you are innocent!!
Smileys!
Dory
Hahaha - no way you would just knock over the can while everyone was looking!!! No need to hide - it must have been the cat they are the sneaky creatures.
ReplyDeleteGee Roxy, funny how Moms automatically accuse us of doing bad things ;) We know there was a strange breeze in your home,heehee We call it Mr Nobody :)
ReplyDeletePurrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie
If I were you.... you need to pass that blame on to someone else. You are lucky because I'm the only doggie so... there is no one in my family to take the blame, but me!!!
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