The incredible life of me, Roxy Dragon Pebbles, otherwise known as The Devil Dog and my new sister, Juliet, and my new brother, Loopy. I have no idea what I did to deserve that name! Honest! Just because I'm a black dog doesn't mean I'm naughty dog.
Thursday, September 17, 2009
To All My Students
I, Roxy Dragon Pebbles, Professor of Mischief & Mayhem, do confer upon all my students, the following Diploma of Graduation.
Congratulations. Use your new skills wisely and frequently.
First of all you look very much like a professor in your picture. And secondly thank you for the diploma. Finally a diploma mom feels we are worthy of, unlike those we get from Petsmart which she thinks they just give us so we won't feel bad.
Thank you very much for the diploma!!! I am partially using my new skills!! I have figured out how to get almost everything off of the daddy's nightstand!!! There is nothing for me to jump on, but I have found that I can stand on my hinds legs and stretch =) It was getting me what I wanted until the momma caught me and moved stuff!!! What's wrong with her?!?!?!?
I refuse to pass on the diploma to Baby girl & Popo. They cause enough meyhem on their own as it is, I wouldn't want to encourage them. But I did enjoy watching the lessons! Maybe I can se them to reverse engineer ways to keep my babys from being able to BE disobediant! Did that make sense?
Thank you Professor Roxy! If it weren't for you and your great talents, I would have NEVER gotten that banana that I posted about. I've also learned new ways to sneak mom's panties and will continue to work hard to perfect my skills!
Thanks for being a wonderful teacher Roxy and we graciously accept our diploma! We have been trying to put some of what we have learned to good use, but mom has been watching us pretty closely. We will have to wait and bide our time for the perfect opportunity.
Dear Professor Roxy, it is with great honor that I accept this diploma. Even though I was not a very active participant in class, I have attended and studied to the most of my possibilities. I will put all of my efforts to put into practice what I've learned and will report my progress with you shortly. Thank you again, Respectfully, Coco
I, Roxy Dragon Pebbles, Professor of Mischief & Mayhem, do confer upon all my students, the following Diploma of Graduation.
Oh thank you! I hope I passed!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all you look very much like a professor in your picture. And secondly thank you for the diploma. Finally a diploma mom feels we are worthy of, unlike those we get from Petsmart which she thinks they just give us so we won't feel bad.
ReplyDeleteLots of Licks--
Oak and Swish
Thank you very much for the diploma!!! I am partially using my new skills!! I have figured out how to get almost everything off of the daddy's nightstand!!! There is nothing for me to jump on, but I have found that I can stand on my hinds legs and stretch =) It was getting me what I wanted until the momma caught me and moved stuff!!! What's wrong with her?!?!?!?
ReplyDeleteLilo
oh Thank you! we will post this on our blog when we gets our files back from the deaded 'puter
ReplyDeleteWe are proud to have learned so much!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh YAY! Professor Roxy, I learned so much from you! I can't wait to put my knowledge to use!
ReplyDeleteyay roxy
ReplyDeletethank you so much! learning fromyou was fun! you are an excellent teacher!
xoxox
emmitt
I refuse to pass on the diploma to Baby girl & Popo. They cause enough meyhem on their own as it is, I wouldn't want to encourage them. But I did enjoy watching the lessons! Maybe I can se them to reverse engineer ways to keep my babys from being able to BE disobediant! Did that make sense?
ReplyDeletePawsome. I is grad-u-me-cated.
ReplyDeleteThanks Roxy!
ReplyDeleteSo far I have been able to climg on the coffee table and sneak kleenex all thanks to you!
I passed?!?! WOW!!! Fanks!
ReplyDeleteHi Professor Roxy! You look so distinguished and smart in that photo - I love it.
ReplyDeleteI can finally say that I graduated from something and I have the diploma to prove it. Thanks so much for being the best teacher ever.
Stubby xoxo
Thank you Professor Roxy! If it weren't for you and your great talents, I would have NEVER gotten that banana that I posted about. I've also learned new ways to sneak mom's panties and will continue to work hard to perfect my skills!
ReplyDeleteWow, Professor Roxy, honey! I never got a diploma before!
ReplyDeleteWINGO!!!
Thanks for being a wonderful teacher Roxy and we graciously accept our diploma! We have been trying to put some of what we have learned to good use, but mom has been watching us pretty closely. We will have to wait and bide our time for the perfect opportunity.
ReplyDeleteDear Professor Roxy,
ReplyDeleteit is with great honor that I accept this diploma. Even though I was not a very active participant in class, I have attended and studied to the most of my possibilities. I will put all of my efforts to put into practice what I've learned and will report my progress with you shortly.
Thank you again,
Respectfully,
Coco