Saturday, October 25, 2014

Funny Truisms

We've all done these at some point. Even if you won't admit it.

#1  You do something perfect repeatedly until someone is watching you. (All the time at karate, lol)

#2  The only thing worse then finding a spider in your room is losing a spider in your room. (Then I call Dad or PlusOne)

#3  It won't work no matter what you do until you make someone else try it. Then it works perfectly. (This is what my co-workers say when I come to fix their problem.)

#4 Yelling "DONT MOVE!" at an inanimate object expecting it to listen. (No comment)
 
#5  Telling yourself to get up early because you have to do something important. Then convincing yourself in the morning why it's not important. (I plead the Fifth)
 
#6  That moment you realize that person wasn't waving at you. (sigh)
 
#7 When you're with a group of people and a stranger calls you by name but you can't remember theirs so you call them by anything but their name hoping someone around you will say it so you don't have to ask. (okay, okay)
 
#8 At some point in your life you've tried to balance the light switch in the middle. (maybe)

#9  Closing the fridge slowly to know exactly when the light turns off. (I was bored)

#10  Yelling "don't even think about it!" From another room because you heard someone say "hey guys watch this" (Oh yeah)

#11  Finding nothing in the fridge the first time but you go back again as I'd the food fairies dropped off new food for you. (ummm)

#12  Texting someone "I'm almost there" when you haven't even left the house yet. (I don't text, but I have called and said the same thing)

#13  Checking your phone for the time then checking again because you weren't paying attention the first time. (yeah)
 
#14  Running for the phone at full speed only to pick it up and have it already hung up. (grrr)

Hope you laughed at at least a few of them.

 

Friday, October 24, 2014

More Rain??


To say it rained hard yesterday is like saying we got a little snow in February of 1978 (where we received 27" of snow in 2 days). The wind was howling and the rain was basically a deluge. Mom was wondering if she had to start building an ark! She didn't like driving to work with it being so dark and miserable (and people driving TOO fast and with NO lights on). She wants the rain to stop before she floats away. I want the rain to stop because I HATE getting wet. Believe me when I say that my eyeballs are floating before I admit to needing to pee!

Thursday, October 23, 2014

It's Raining... Again

Well, it's been said we need the rain, but I'll bet there are places that need it more and as far as I'm concerned, they can have the rain. They just have to come and get it. lol

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Ahhhh

Mom says one of the best investments she ever made in the house was her bubble jet tub. (Here is PlusOne demonstrating because Mom certainly isn't about to!) The wacky weather last week really played havoc with Mom's knees, so she was sore all weekend. Until she spent almost an hour in her tub. She said is was really, really nice.

I, on the other hand, would not willingly get in it. No matter how much fun Mom and PlusOne say it is!

Monday, October 20, 2014

Pulled Pork

Dad made pulled pork yesterday. It was delicious. The only complaint mom had was she said it was hard to eat it with me giving her this look from under the coffee table. What's so bad about this look. All I was asking her to do was SHARE. Is that so bad?

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Just Checking

It's the middle of October, right? Just checking. (Mom got the last one, so the big one is PlusOne's.) As for the other four, if they manage to turn red I think it will be whoever gets them first.  lol