I Am The Locker Room Guy

Like an under inflated ball can make a team lose by 30 something points. lol

All For Evil!

My young padawans, you have passed my School of Disobediance lessons! You must now take the lessons I have given and strive to accomplish your own evil goals. For this, I award you all the following Diploma!

Hang it proudly, my fellow pugs, and remember: ALL FOR EVIL! Or broccoli, whichever you can get!

Disobediance Lesson Number Four - Keep Your Eye On The Goal

and don't be distracted by short term goals.

Like getting the treats out of the treat cabinet and getting the cover off the dog food. These things will tip your parents off to your evil intentions. Play it straight and be good. I know, I know, it's hard, but it will be worth it in the end.

Yup. He Did!!!

 PlusOne got me dressed up to go outside, that mean, rotten....

And he took me into the garage....

And yes, he did, he dropped me INTO the snow! The Brat!

As for Lucky, well, let's just say that PlusOne didn't drop HER into the snow. BRAT!!!

Snowmaggedon

So, New Hampshire has declared a State of Emergency, school has been cancelled for today AND tomorrow, karate classes have been cancelled, and Mom AND Dad's work told them to stay home. I would bark "Yippie" and "Snow Day" except I do NOT want to go out into the snow! Two feet will be taller than me and I don't want to get lost in the back yard. Or blown away. Pardon me while I go snuggle back under the blankets!

Disobediance Lesson Number Three - Misdirection

If your parents are starting to get suspicious with your sudden energy and activities, misdirect them by pulling the toilet paper off the roll, out of the bathroom and into the dining room. Then, when you go back to sitting on chairs, they will think you are behaving and ignore you. lol

 

PS We're getting a Blizzard tonight into Wednesday...

with upwards of two feet of snow. Anyone want to trade places?

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Here's hoping for a MUCH calmer Sunday than last week. 

Lucky's no fool. She's right in front of the electric fireplace. lol 

And I'm in my usual spot. Safe from the whirlwind that is my mother!