Friday, March 12, 2010

My Terrible Mother


My terrible mother forgot that yesterday was my BIRTHDAY! My terrible mother also forgot HOW OLD I WAS. (I am five.) She had to look at the vet bill to see what year I was born. Can you believe that? And I didn't get ANY special treats. Can you believe THAT? I think I will have to get on the counter and eat all the bread.

18 comments:

Lone Star Purrs said...

That is just AWFUL!!! Happy Birthday!!! Be careful eating alla the bread.....you don't want a tummy ache!!
::purrs::
~Meeko & Kiara

divakitty said...

WHAT??? This call for some serious thumping! I hope you did a little table dancing to keep her in line. ~Fiona Bun

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh man! now that is rude. My human does stuff like that! It's so wrong.

Let's go have some ham (on the table)

PomieMommie said...

Happy Birthday to a beautiful Pug!!! You should get twice the treats. My mommie forgot my birthday last year, I chewed her purse to get back at her,(okay and maybe, just maybe I peed on her shoe, but she could never prove it was me!)

Yoda & Brutus said...

Happy Birthday Roxie!! Can't believe your mom forgot - maybe you will get some extra special treats tonight :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Sandra y Coco said...

Yes, i say eat the bread and find a way to open the fridge and eat the broccoli too! Happy belated birthday Roxy!

houndstooth said...

She FORGOT your birthday?! Oh, the shame! I hope she spends all week making it up to you!

Bunny

Salinger The Pug said...

I'm SURE she didn't forget! She's probably just planning a HUUUGE surprise party for you for the weekend!!!!!!

Be sure to look really surprised ok?

We can't wait for pics!!!
(hear that mom????)

Love,
S-Dog

Page said...

awwww...happy birthday lucky!!

Wilma said...

OMG!! Call the ASPCA. I think you should ride this one for a while,get as many treats as you can and bend all the rules. Thats what I would do anyway.Especially if my Mom forgets my birthday coming up on March 25th (hint..hint, Mom)

Happy Happy Birthday Roxy! Ahh to be five again...

Punchbugpug said...

OH MY DOGNESS!!!! Your mother is TERRIBLE!!! I mean honestly not like she has four Pug birthdays to remember!!!!

Happy Belated Forgotten Birthday!!!!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

This is so tragic...we can't imagine no treats on your birfdays....but....now you should gets extra treats because she forgots!!!!!

Happy Birfdays Roxy!

Sequoia and Tuni

Pearl said...

Roxy! This is HIGHLY UPSETTING! I mean, what is WRONG with our moms?!?!

Come to Oklahoma and break me out of jail. We will go get in all kinds of trouble!!!!!

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Happy belated birthday, Roxy!! I cannot believe your mom forgot about it, and your age. Well, you know humans, so easily distracted.
Hope you get to celebrate on the weekend or something!
xo
P.S. Congrats to PlusOne on making the Principal's list and the letter from the mayor! Woohoo!

Fred said...

That is terrible! I hope you get lots of weekend treats and belly rubs to make up for it! Happy 5th!

Stubby said...

Hi Birthday Girl! I think you should run away. How could your mom forget your birthday? And to not even know how old you are? What's wrong with her? I hope you gave her a piece of your mind. Don't forget to give her the paw as you walk out the door.

Stubby xoxo

Benny and Lily said...

Oh my goodness! Child neglect at its finest! Happee Birthday
Luv
Benny & Lily

Lex said...

Oh no!! I forgot Indy's birthday last year :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!