As I told you, PlusOne slept over Memere's Wednesday night. Memere asked about making his bed. PlusOne replied that he had taken care of it. Memere went in the room and said to PlusOne, "you can't use the floral sheets. I am having company and I need to keep those sheets for the company."
PlusOne replied "So, I'm not good enough for the floral sheets, huh?" Memere laughed. Memere told mom. Mom told dad. Dad called PlusOne and said...
"That's okay, mom doesn't let me sleep on the floral sheets either!"
Guess there's no question where PlusOne gets his sense of humor from.