First, yes, I did get some of those luscious green beans mom posted about yesterday. Mom has learned her lesson on that score.
Second, mom was afraid that I learned how to eat the green beans off the bush, but the truth is much worse. I have learned to eat the green bean bush, leaves and all. Mom turned around from weeding and caught me with a plant in my mouth (she says! I would remind you all that there is no photographic evidence of me assaulting the green bean bush, therefore I am innocent.)
Third, as a result of the above, mom, dad and PlusOne are not letting me get anywhere near the green bean bushes, but don't you worry, I wasn't born yesterday and if I want green beans, I will get green beans. Trust me!