Lucky here, to tell you the TRUTH about mom! I know that Roxy says mom is bad at keeping up with her comments, bad at posting on our Pug Group on Facebook, and leaves us alone a lot, but the truth is, mom loves us a whole lot.Sure, she's been having trouble keeping up with commenting, maybe if she didn't have to pick up all the garbage that SOMEONE keeps spreading around when they knock over the garbage can, mom would have more time for other stuff.
Maybe if SOMEONE didn't keep getting into things she's not supposed to and then feeling yukky and clingy, mom would be free to sit at the computer and comment more.
Maybe mom wouldn't need to go to karate so much if SOMEONE didn't climb on the counter and break the other, new cookie jar, or climb on the table, the desk and knock everything off both. Or if SOMEONE didn't get through the barricade, destroy the box of crackers, knock the bananas over, try to eat the apples and the kiwis and then get sick all over the kitchen floor, (making mom clean it up when she gets home), mom WOULDN'T be stressed and need to HIT things, (hence the karate).
Maybe if SOMEONE was more peaceful and not such a DEVIL DOG mom would want to spend more TIME with her. As for me, I'm not complaining. I know I have a good thing going and I am not about to spoil it. Nosirree, not me! ~Lucky
6 comments:
Hmmm what an interesting take on the situation... I shall have to ponder this side too...Although I still think she should be able to handle all of that...
Lucky isn't it nutty the things we do to put up with brudders and sissys!
Benny & Lily
Hi Lucky! Roxy, you have just been busted!
Love,
Payton
Gosh, and this is the honest truth that has now surfaced?
Hummm, sounds to me like things are out of control!
love
tweedles
Thanks for clearing this up for us Lucky!
You just made my day. I agree with you, there will be no bad posts if there is no evil dog.
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