It's gonna be an awesome day today. Want to know why? Because I am not going outside. If I don't go outside I won't see the new snow we got. If I don't see the new snow we got, then I won't want to run away to someplace warm. If I don't run away, mom won't cry. Therefore, it is my solemn duty to stay inside so mom doesn't cry.
What do you think of that logic?