The Five Year Plan
So, mom had to go to the doctor yesterday. She had this test where she couldn't eat anything after Sunday morning and she had to drink lots and lots of really yukky stuff and then the doctor checked her out (don't ask). And when Pepere drove her home (cuz they sedated her and they didn't want her to drive cuz she was LOOPY as all get out) she immediately ate everything she could get her hands on. (Not really, but it seemed like it)
She was really, really happy because they told her they found NO polyps and she didn't have to go back for FIVE years.
Then she told dad to get rid of the yukky yellow green gatorade and all the lemonade vitamin water and if she never saw it again it would be too soon!
Boy, moms sure are WEIRD!