Last week PlusOne jumped out of the closet and yelled boo! Mom screamed really, really loudly.
He did it again yesterday.
He told mom that her survive-ability is 0 because she screams and doesn't defend herself.
First off, no bad guy will yell "boo" when he attacks mom and
Second: he won't sound like PlusOne.
Third, if PlusOne wants mom to hit him, he should do it again a third time.
I've heard third times a charm.