Thursday, July 18, 2013

Mom's Grumpy With Me

As you know, I have been letting loose some wicked gas due to the 8 bulky rolls I ate. Well, to make myself feel better, I drank lots and lots of water yesterday. So it should come as no surprise that last night while mom was brushing her teeth, I jumped on the bed and peed right where she sleeps. Mom climbed into bed and IMMEDIATELY got back out again.

She was NOT happy with me.

This morning mom STEPPED in some poop (yes, I would have to say it was mine, because Lucky was with PlusOne). I think I heard a lot of bad words then, but I'm not too sure, I didn't like the tone of mom's voice. I let loose two more huge pees (in very inappropriate places) and let's just say that I am not on mom's favorite list right now. I wonder if severe cuteness will help me. What do you think?


Millie said...

Nope. Cuteness won't help. Groveling might be involved.

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Couldn't hurt.
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

stellaroselong said...

to know a pug is to love a pug.
stella rose

Minnie and Mack said...

Uh oh, better watch out! Hope your tummy is better!

Drools and licks,
Minnie, Mack and Mario

Two French Bulldogs said...

Moms are forever over exaggerating. Next time eat the poop like I do. They only find remnants and are not sure if you really pooped or not
Benny & Lily

The Lee County Clowder said...

Well, DD, we have litter boxes all over the house, so we really don't have your sort of problem. But we cause enough other damage to understand your problem.

If you are a lap sitter, now might be a good time to start crawling into your pawrents laps. (but only if you aren't gonna pee in they laps -- that might get you tossed in the yard for the night)

Hope things work out for you all.

Meredith LeBlanc said...

We don't believe you did this Roxy. We know you're perfect. I think PlusOne and Lucky are in cahoots & step you up.

Meredith & Scarlet