If you want to know how hot it is here in NH, here is a photo answer.
As for why I am not present in this post, it's because I have eaten at least 8 bulky rolls in the last two days and I am what Dad calls a "stinky bum". I assure you, my bum does NOT stink. But mom says I am passing gas that would kill an elephant. Sheesh, thanks mom. Great blow to my self confidence!