There are NO cars in the house or backyard. I am not about to get run over every five minutes
Mom, Dad and PlusOne all LOVE me. LOVE LOVE LOVE me. I like that. It's better than being alone and unloved.
My sister, Lucky, (who may be a ditz) loves me too, and she'd be bored without me. I am the perfect foil for her. My devilishness against her angelicness. Yeah, we're perfect together and I like it that way.
Yeah, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I am not going ANYWHERE! EVER AGAIN!!!