Thursday, August 27, 2009

Class Is Now In Session - Lesson Three

Okay class, we've jumped up on chairs, and we've stretched. Now we put them together. We jump up on a chair, and stretch over to the table. Once you are on the table, make as big a mess as you can (as evidenced by all the items on the floor).


Or, you can jump up on a chair, and then jump up on the counter. Make sure there is something worthwhile on the counter though. In this instance there was leftover spaghetti sauce with meatballs and spare ribs. Yum!


DO avoid the gratuitous YUM look. This does nothing to help your cause when you are discovered on the counter. Try and look innocent. It personally doesn't work for me (mom knows better) but you can try.

Next week: child proof safety locks and toilet paper!

24 comments:

Stubby said...

Hi Roxy! Mom would kill me if I was on a table, a chair, or the counter. As much as I would love to eat all the goodies I could find on these things, I cannot do it.

Your technique is very good and you're lucky that your mom doesn't mind your antics.

Stubby xoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I hope up look happy and then run like heck after hopping down. I know that's hard for you but it's SO satisfying!

Karen Jo said...

You need someone to teach you lesson 4, Roxy. How to Get Down from the Table or Counter. I look forward to learning how you deal with child-proof locks.

Oakley and Swisher said...

We took some good notes, thank for all the tips. We aren't that good at looking innocent either, we'll see how it goes.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Life With Dogs said...

You have to love an opportunist!

Angus Mhor said...

Sweetheart, it doesn't help your innocent look much if you're lickin' your chops!

Rosie said...

Thanks for those tips Roxy - I am going to try them right away!

Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

Oh Mistress Roxy!!! We are so blessed to have you as our teacher. Thank you for sharing all of your knowledge and experience!!!

Lilo

Nevis said...

LMAO! Oh, Roxy, I love the "YUMMY" look on your face in the last photo. You're such a stinker!

The Furry Kids said...

I have a question about the 2nd picture. Do you have to push the chair over by the counter all by yourself or do you just have to wait for someone to leave one close by? Roxy, I am taking notes. I can not wait for next week's lesson. Baby locks are my nemesis.

Your pal,
Titus

Nancy Medina said...

Roxy, you are a bad, bad girl. Very, very, very bad. It's one of the things I admire most about you.
Admiringly,
Howard Pee

Fred said...

Ooh! Ooh! I had the same question as The Furry Kids! What happens if all your chairs are not close to the tables or counters???

Dory and the Mama said...

Roxy....you are SUCH a GREAT TEACHER!!! Can't wait until next week's lessons!!

Smileys!
Dory

PeeEss...My Mama said that she loves the cabinets!!! Did your Mama do that herself???

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Thanks for the lesson!

The Meezers said...

Roxy, you are just "teh awesome"!

Aniemother said...

You're one talented gal, Roxy!

B

Frances Louise said...

Too funny! You are indeed a talented pug -- look at that awesome mess on the floor . . .

Lex said...

Hahahaha

Hank said...

Good job, Roxy, honey.

Last night I jumped up on the patio table and stole one o' mom's pizza rolls. (She don't need to be eatin' that greasy junk anyway.)

DaisyMae Maus said...

Roxy ... Did you get in trouble or what?
DMM

agent99 said...

Roxy...nice work. we have not had the opportunity to climb yet, but you're given' me ideas. more importantly, mom NEEDS to know who and how those cabinets got painted - they're amazing. whatever that means....
Gen and Fuji

Monty Q. Kat said...

Damn, girl.

Dutch said...

Ohh Devil Dog you have given me some naughty ideas!!!

Larry said...

When we moved into our new house we need to fix an existing kitchen cabinet. These guys had an exact match! Amazing. . .