In case you haven't figured it out yet, mom has three speeds.
On, Sleep and Overdrive.
There is no "Off". (Auntie has been looking for mom's off switch for decades). Sleep comes close, though. Unlike me. Who knows how to relax, take it easy, lay low, etc...
I mean seriously, look at me? Aren't I being a good example of how to relax?
You think I could teach mom? Nope, doesn't work. I tried. Trust me. But you know what they say, "It's never too late to teach an old bean new tricks." So I keep on trying. Maybe one day she'll get it. Just don't hold your breath.