The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

My dearest fur cousin Millie says that the REAL reason I am griping about not having one of these (a heated cat cup)

 

is because I don't have one of these

to use when the temperature outside reads as shown below.

Millie is partially correct. Who in their right mind would want to go outside in 3 degrees F, point their backside to the wind and do their business with the cold air whipping around their body?

Not me, mind you. Not me at all. However, Millie forgets the UPSIDE of being able to go outside

Let's see, to recap, broccoli, green beans, raspberries, boysenberries and sugar snap peas.  I bet Millie doesn't get any of that fresh of the bush! No, what REALLY fries my bacon is that Millie has a heated cat cup and SHE NEVER GOES IN IT!!!! Seriously, Millie? What's your problem?

And oh yeah, who needs one of these when any place in the house will do?  heh heh heh