PlusOne and mom were practicing their karate techniques today. They have one called Twisted Twig. It is a lot of fun, as long as you are not the attacker. That is because after mom flips you (by the neck) down onto the ground, she jumps up and lands on your right collar bone with her right knee. And hammer fists you in the face. Then she jumps over you and lands on your left collar bone with her left knee, and punches you in the face. Then she jumps up and kicks you in the solar plexus, throat or face, with the ball of her foot.
Fun, huh?
Well, PlusOne was worried about jumping over mom, so they used a reasonable facsimile of a person. PlusOne calls him "Stickie". LOL
Here I am approximating the first landing onto Stickie's collar bone. Not that I am not actually kneeling on it, because that would hurt Stickie. And I don't like to hurt people. From the description of the technique, I am not so sure about mom.
Well, PlusOne was worried about jumping over mom, so they used a reasonable facsimile of a person. PlusOne calls him "Stickie". LOL
Here I am approximating the first landing onto Stickie's collar bone. Not that I am not actually kneeling on it, because that would hurt Stickie. And I don't like to hurt people. From the description of the technique, I am not so sure about mom.
12 comments:
I think you are doing a fine job. I can't believe you don't have a belt yet.
That sounds kinda fun!! lol
Roxy it was very nice of you to help out and let mom and plus one use your bowl for their practicing!
Sniffs and licks,
Chase
LOL!
what a great family you are! i love how much fun you all have together!
and that no one can mess with you!
xoxoxo
m & e
I love it! I bet you all have so much fun in your house, Roxy!
I just read about your (alone) walk this weekend... I was very worried! Don't try it again, ok?
Ooh, karate sounds dangerous! We like how you and your mom practiced on Stickie. I bet it's hard to find a human to practice on. We're thinking no one really wants the job of being jumped on and getting punched in the face. Just guessing though...
Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
Whoa! That sounds like a very dangerous move. You are smart to practice it a lot.
Roxy! I left you an award on my bloggie today!!!
You and Lucky had better think twice about getting out if the gate is not latched! Looks like Mom could put a hurtin on you!
I don't ever want to get into a fight with your mom! ;-)
Good thing she's your Mom because she can protect you!
Ms. P and Cinza
OW! Ow, Ow! Ouch! Ungh! Owie! Owie-ow-ouch!
I'm a weiner.
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