Did I get any of this pie? Blackberry, boysenberry, whatever berry! Did I get any?
NO! And judging by the noises mom and Mr. Karate were making it was really good.
Did I get any of the ice cream? NO! The pie was still warm and the ice cream was melting on it.
Did I get any of the green beans out of mom's garden? NO! She didn't give me one!
My mother is selfish, selfish, selfish. I think I will have to leave her a "gift" tomorrow for not sharing. What do you think?