Thursday, July 31, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things We Will Need For Our Kidnap/Rescue Mission of Auntie.

1) Theme Music. Mom was thinking of Pugs On The Run, By Pug McCartney.

2) Ninja outfits. See, I have mine on already.

Mr. Karate is all set for both stealth and speed.

3) Muscles, in case we need to carry Auntie away from anyone.

4) Mom's sticks. In case anyone tries to stop us. (That wouldn't be a good idea.) I don't think we'll bring the knife. It's only wood, after all.

5) A skeleton key, to get into places that are locked!

6) Catnip, to distract Monty.

7) Mr. Karate, to distract shebean.

8) Music for Auntie, so she will know that she is safe. Mom was thinking of Mozart's The Magic Flute, one of Auntie's favorites.

9) Plastic. We will need to stop and take care of certain necessities, and apparently plastic takes care of it all.

10) Veggies! Actually, this is a veggie pizza Auntie made. I will even share the broccoli with her.

11) Cell phones, to coordinate the attack!

12) Reinforcements. There are 6 black belts in this photo, with a combined total of 10 degrees between them. Heh heh. No one will mess with us now!

13) And last, but not least, the other set of lovebirds. One look at Lucky and no one will believe we are capable of carrying out such a risky and complex plan as kidnapping/rescuing Auntie from three small sticky beans and two grown beans, all bent on keeping her.

Mom has to get some sleep now, our mission starts sharply at 1:00 am!


Monty Q. Kat said...

Never! You can't have either of them!!!

Mickey said...

That's a good plan Roxy!!! Another thing to distract Monty would be pictures of Millie in her risque poses! heh,heh,heh!!!
Good luck :)
Purrs Mickey

Daisy said...

I think you have everything you need for a successful mission!

The Meezers said...


Victor Tabbycat said...

Great line from The Meezers - and The Princess Bride!
Gosh, if you come thru Madison on yur mission, look me up. I'd be furry impressed to meet alla those black belts.
Happy Pug-a-day!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think the last photo is the best idea of all! Who couldn't stop for true love?

Nevis said...


Lex said...

Good luck!!

Team Tabby said...

Hope you all have great success! You can't lose with so much of the 'right stuff'!

Mindy & Moe

Lux said...

I am so there ... ! :)

Karen Jo said...

It sounds to me like you have everything you need for a successful mission. I wish you all the best.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Ooo ... Karate ninjas sound furry stealthy. Good luck, ladies!