Thursday, June 17, 2010
I Need A Lawyer
First off, there is NO photographic evidence whatsoever to support mom's claim that I climbed on the table and ate four M&M cookies.
Second, so what there is a spot where the cookies should have been. What about PlusOne, Dad, Mr. Karate?
Third, so there were crumbs and pieces of cookie left behind on the table. The above mentioned are all MEN and we all know men are not NEAT.
Fourth, I don't care what mom says, she does NOT have enough cookie left to show dental impressions that are remarkably canine. I mean, after all, I don't CHEW, I'm more ladylike. I GULP.
Fifth, so I am drinking lots of water, just like I did the last time I ate a dozen cookies, and so I am lying down and looking like my stomach is bothering me, like I did the last time I ate a dozen cookies. So I have a reputation for this sort of thing. It still doesn't prove a thing and it's all CIRCUMSTANTIAL evidence.
Anyone know a good lawyer?