Ninja One and Ninja Two are taking their second test today. Ninja Two passed her first test, but Ninja One had to reschedule hers due to circumstances that if mom has to repeat will make steam come out of her ears. Honestly, if mom ever meets the guy responsible for Ninja One missing the first test it won't be pretty and you'll all see it on TV. Mom will be the one in leg and handcuffs, surrounded by ten policemen with automatic weapons and freaked out expressions.
Mom has faith in both her Ninjas. And since Ninja One always gives me treats, I want her to pass as well.
Mom, Dad and PlusOne are going to the ribfest after. Do you think they'll bring me any leftovers? Me neither.