Thursday, July 17, 2008

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things about my Gorging, Whapping, Wordless Wednesday.

1) I got up on the counter by the chair that mom had pulled out to wipe up the milk PlusOne had spilled at breakfast. She left the chair close enough to the counter for me to jump from one to the other. It probably looked something like this (see below).


2) I was very uncomfortable Wesdnesday night. I did not lie down for more than a minute or two before getting up and walking around. I have NOT pooped everywhere or barfed anywhere.

3) Mom is worried about me because I haven't pooped my brains our or hurled big time, but since I am acting fine, she is keeping a really close eye on me.

4) Dad found me.

5) Dad is NOT happy with me.

6) I tried to drink lots of water, but mom wouldn't let me dehydrate myself and took the water away from me.

7) See my belly. Mom says it is big and fat. Bigger and fatter than normal. She says it is because I pigged out. She doesn't have to be rude about it.



8) Scratch #2. Mom just found my "gift". Thankfully, it was on the hardwood floor. (See, I'm not ALL bad.)

9) The cookie jar. Unbroken.


10) The cookie jar cover. Wondering how I got it off? So is mom. Wondering why it isn't broken? So is mom.

11) Sammy Meezer is PROUD of me! Woo-Hoo!

12) I climbed on the kitchen table when mom took the garbage out this morning. She found me there. (There was nothing on the table.)

13) I will never learn.

16 comments:

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Roxy, we are sorry to hear you felt uncomfortable after gorging yourself. *hugs* You can't be blamed - you are a curious pug!

Anonymous said...

You're amazing, you know that? You're like the James Bond of all pugs! I admire your courage and your smarts. Next time though, you have to horde us some treats too!

Monty Q. Kat said...

HeBean was impressed too, and a little amazed as well.

Poop yet?

Mickey's Musings said...

Roxy,Roxy,Roxy!!!!!!!
At least you provide entertainment for your folks :) Thay may not see it that way, but I do ,heeheehee
Guess you won't be getting treats for a while,huh? Dang!!
Purrs Mickey

Unknown said...

hehe - I like this. It was like the Forensic Files of your crime. hehehe...

Page said...

Roxy, though I know your parents weren't amused, this cracked me up! How did you get into the cookie jar??

Gemini and Ichiro said...

I hope you are not ill from your whapping session. Please get better.

Anonymous said...

That is a great breakdown of wednesday! :) I hope you have lots of poops and feel better soon!!

Daisy said...

I hope your tummy feels better by now. It must have taken great skill to get the lid off the cookie jar and not break it!

Unknown said...

I think you have been sorely accused and unjustly slandered, my friend RoxyPug. If you need some help leaving prezzies around the house to sprize yer mama, yew know who to call.
Your Supportive Pal,
Howard Pee Pugpants

Puddleglum said...

Holy snortsneeze! You are one talented pug, my friend!

So how DID you do it? Super-strong tongue? Super-cushiony rolls? Super-natural powers?

DESERT PUPS said...

Woof, Devil dog

You sound like our kind of pup. Loved the pictures of you on the counter. That would drive our Mom out of her mind.
Desert Pups here roaming the neighborhood and meeting everyone cause we're new in town.

Woof, woof,
Scuba, Keiko, Norman and Toby from Life Inside The Fence.

Eduardo said...

Wow, you are talented & I have to say one devilishly handsome pug! I need you to teach me that trick!
Hugs & Snugs,
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

Archie and Melissa said...

Hi Roxy!
You are too funny! Poor puggy, you look like you gave yourself a tummy ache.
xo
m & e

Fat Eric said...

LOL! Just been reading about your adventures ... LOL!!! Maybe next time you should share a few of the stolen cookies with Lucky and then your stomach wouldn't be quite so uncomfortable, OK?

CoCo said...

Its nice to meet the two of you! I think you are distant relatives of mine because I'm a Puggle. You guys are super cute!

Hugs,
CoCo