Today's Tattle Tale is Two Parts. The first involves Lucky. Looking at these pictures of her, you think she is Little Miss Innocent, Never Get Into Trouble, Always Miss Goody Goody. Well, are you in for a surprise.
Mom and dad were having steak, green beans and stuffing for dinner. They were eating at the coffee table watching TV. When all of a sudden, Little Miss Precious decided she wanted some steak and she jumped, yes JUMPED up and tried to get a piece of dad's steak off his plate. Can you imagine that? Dad was flabbergasted. Totally stunned. First, Lucky doesn't jump. Second, even I don't do that. So the next time you hear about me being bad, remember who is worse. Little Miss Innocent.
As you all know, it is June. Christmas is 6 months away. Which brings me to part two. At Christmas, when mom put up the creche, PlusOne (at four years old) decided that Baby Jesus needed more protection than the wise men and the farm animals could give, so he decided that Allasaurus would protect him.
Mom and dad thought it was very funny. Everyone thought it was pretty funny. The only thing funnier was when PlusOne told mom that "God is Jesus' Father, but after a while He didn't want him anymore." (This was around Easter. Mom told the Sister in charge that she thought the lesson might have ended a little bit too soon. Sister got a big kick out of that as well.)
15 comments:
Oooh, naughty Lucky! Did she manage to get some steak while everyone was stunned with surprise? I love the addition of the allosaurus to the creche scene.
Wow, Lucky was naughty, jumping up on the table!
Too funny that PlusOne added an allosaur to the Nativity scene!
Well,you know what they say Roxy, 'You have to watch out for the quiet ones'! Hahahahaha!!!!
Silly Lucky!
Gee,an allosaur at Jesus's birth!! Who knew :) heeheehee
Purrs Mickey
Lucky, I think you had a good idea!
Emmitt thinks Lucky is a genius! Play good for YEARS and then come in for the sneak attack on the steak. She is a sleeper agent!
He is dying to know...Did the plan work?
:) Melissa & Emmitt
Oh wow! Sneaky sneaky Lucky!
My mom's dog Licorice does that too! Except usually he gets what he is jumping at and runs away with it!
I think the allasaurus fits in perfectly - it looks like he's even praising baby Jesus. Great addition, Plus One.
Lucky! Wowzers!
And I think PlusOne had a great idea. Jesus could've used an Allasaurus to protect him!
I think the Allasaurus makes a perfect bodyguard!
Whoa, Lucky! Didja get any steak? I hope you didn't get yelled at or anything.
I'm sure glad that the Allosaurus didn't eat the Baby..But, if he was sworn to protect, even Herod wouldn't have dared!
I guess you have to take what you can get :-) even if it does mean snitching the odd steak here and there...
We enjoyed your Tattle Tails, Roxy. Who can resist the smell of a delicious steak, naturally we're curious if Lucky succeeded! We think that PlusOne at four was wiser than the Wise Men.
Mindy & Moe
Our Mommy is laughing at the funny creche story.
Oooh, we can't believe Lucky did that! We have to try it. (did she get to eat the steak?)
Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy
That's a great story by Plus One. We are none too serious with anybody's religion here!
I can't believe Lucky would do that . . . she seems so innocent!
That is very interesting that the lady that cuts mom's hair is taking an Alaskan cruise! Ketchikan is one of the major stops on all the cruise lines. It is quite beautiful here, except the weather can be VERY hit-or-miss. If it is sunny or even partly cloudy, any tourist will be guaranteed a view of several eagles (they are quite abundant here).
It's obvious to me that my dear Lucky was starving! I sure hope she got a bite! ;-)
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