Tattle Tale Tuesday

This is what mom and PlusOne found when they came home from karate Saturday morning.


As you can see, there is a child proof safety lock on the door.

Apparently I am not a child, because I can get through it easily. I can also get the cover off the dog food easily, though I can't open the treat cans. Mom says I have been pigging out too much, so now I am on a diet. And there is a 1o pound weight on the dog food tin. :(

It's All Dad's Fault

Mom was going to get caught up on her blog reading tonight,

after helping PlusOne on a book report due today.

Except dad got mom interested in the new show Kings. It stars Ian McShane.

Mom has loved Ian McShane since Disraeli, on Masterpiece Theater eons ago. Memere and mom watched the series together, and they both loved it.

This is what IMDB said about McShane in Disraeli. "Disraeli was Ian McShane's career role and if this series is ever rebroadcast on Masterpiece Theater or some other venue, do not miss it."

So you can all blame dad for mom not blog reading yesterday. It's all his fault. Mom promises to catch up today.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Yup, it's good to be a pug.

Nice Weekend

It's supposed to be a nice weekend.

Here's hoping.

To Torture or Not To Torture

I decided against torturing mom, as most of my ideas would have gotten me summarily killed. (I did, however, escape out of the back yard on dad. I came back when he shook the treat can.) I also decided to give mom the "pitiful" look.

Isn't that a good look? It worked. PlusOne layered Beggin' Strips on my dinner and mom gave me lots of green beans and some chicken! Su-Weet!

But just so you get an idea of what I have to work with, here's Lucky trying to give mom a message. Do you think mom got it?

Nope! She vacuumed anyway. The things I have to deal with.

Thursday Thirteen

Guess what? Yesterday was MY BIRTHDAY! I turned FIVE yesterday.



And my mom forgot all about it! Can you believe that? So in honor of that grievous error, here are the Thirteen Things I am going to do to torture my mother because she forgot my birthday.

1) Poop on the floor in the bathroom so she steps in it when she gets out of the shower.

2) Keep her awake all night by bunny kicking her or pushing her out of bed.

3) Use her head for whapping target practise.

4) Barf up all my food right before she leaves for work, making her clean it up and be late for work.

5) Bark at everyone and everything.

6) Escape from the back yard. Maybe go see Monty.

7) Not come in when she takes me out. Do you know how hard it is to find a black dog in a big yard in the DARK?

8) Eat her supper when she's not looking.

9) Chew her purse, her thumb drive her cell phone and all her pens.

10) Run away from her when it is time for bed

11) Sleep with PlusOne instead of her.

12) Totally ignore her and only sit on dad.

13) Pee on the bed (her side), or on her karate gi.

What do you think? Is that enough torture for her forgetting my FIFTH birthday?

Wordy Wednesday

Want to know what pepere's are good for?


Snuggling.

I know I look guilty.

Don't ask what it is, cuz I'm not telling.