The Two Safe Places In The House

There are two safe places in the house, when mom is in a cleaning frenzy, like she was yesterday.
This is the first one.

This is the second one. Anyplace else is fair game.

And this is what happens when PlusOne takes apart six double stuffed Oreos trying to make a really big Oreo.

I wonder if he had a hard time getting that in his mouth?

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Oh yeah, mom passed. The last test is in 4 weeks. Mom has to do 40 push ups. She is up to 28. She figures to increase by 5 every week and she will have it made.

Lucky Learns A New Trick

PlusOne thinks that since I sleep on the top of the sofa cushions, Lucky needs to as well. Since Lucky rarely jumps on the sofa, PlusOne put her on the top of the cushions. Where she promptly fell asleep.

I guess I may have to share now. Well, I guess the sofa is big enough.

Mom learns the results of her last test today. She probably passed, but she knows she did two stupid things. She didn't pick up an attack correctly when her partner attacked her incorrectly, and she thought she was doing one basic wrong so she changed it. Lack of confidence and stupidity, because she was doing it correctly. Oh well, you know mom, she worries about whether or not the sun will come up in the morning.

New Guns

These are the new guns that Mr. Karate bought for himself and mom. Mr. Karate took the bright green one. They gave the mini guns to dad, who joined in unexpectedly, getting mom right on the
side of the head. These shoot the "bullets" really far. Mom and Mr. Karate laugh hysterically while playing this. PlusOne alternatively takes turns going against mom and then against Mr. Karate. He's no fool. Lucky and I are smart. We just stay out of the way.

Funny thing, though, I don't know who is having more fun. PlusOne, Mr. Karate, or mom!

Class Is Now In Session - Lesson Five

This week's lesson is "how to get away with anything" or "after you've cause so much mayhem, how not to be punished".

The answer is simple. Look like this...


If that doesn't get you an "awwww" then you don't deserve to be called a pug. Practice away!

Wordy Wednesday

The Princess and the Pea.

Is she spoiled or what?

And yesterday's post might have made more sense if mom had remembered to tell everyone that I was on The Meezers Hams of the World Tour. We've been eating lots of ham and having lots of fun.


Well, Millie didn't like being in space, but other than that, it was all good.

Are We There Yet?

Well, are we?