Thursday, May 7, 2015

I Am NOT Complaining

But jumping from 40's or so to high 80's is QUITE a change. A nice change, but a big change nonetheless. Memere told Mom we weren't going to have spring this year, that it was going to go straight into summer. I think Memere was correct. I am NOT complaining mind you, ESPECIALLY after this past winter. I'm just saying.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Say WHAT?!?!

So, there's Mom, in the ladies room at the movie theater right before seeing the Avengers, when this young man walks in, goes past her, and heads to the handicap stall.
 "Excuse me, do you work here?" Mom asked.
"No," he replied, looking at her like she needed her head examined.
"Then get out of the ladies room!" She told him.
"I'm in the ladies room OMG I didn't even notice this was the ladies room." He said.
There was another woman in there as well. After he walked out, the other lady said "He didn't know he was in the ladies room, what does that say about us?" lol

Monday, May 4, 2015

I Get To Eat MORE!!!

I used to weigh 18 pounds. Then I dropped down to 16 pounds. Last year I was 15.4 pounds. This year I was 13.6 pounds. Dr Loves-me-alot said mom could feed me more. Lucky too, as she dropped from her usual 12 to 11 to 9.6 pounds.
I TOLD you mom was starving us! Now will someone believe me when I tell you she's working us to the bone as well!!!!

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Easy Like Sunday Morning

That's okay mom, you, Dad and PlusOne can go see The Avengers; Age Of Ultron, as long as you let Lucky and I sleep in this sunbeam. Deal?

Saturday, May 2, 2015

The V-E-T

Mom is taking us to the V-E-T today for our annual checkup. I am NOT amused, thank you very much. Even though Dr. Loves Me A Lot loves to see me, it doesn't mean I want to see HIM and get my blood stolen, my bum probed and my teeth checked. YUK!

Friday, May 1, 2015

Funny Foto Friday

Don't move mom!

The perfect pillow!

 Yup, PlusOne is definitely a funny boy.


Lucky and Roxy ARE in there somewhere!