What Do You Get When...

You put a 12 year old with a young at heart 29 year old and a bunch of nerf guns?

Total chaos. Especially when mom jumps in with two guns! It's a lot of fun (for beans) Lucky & I just hide with dad.

Easy Like Sunday

'Nuff said.

Sleep...

Mom thinks this is what she'll be doing tomorrow after her test. I doubt it, but then, what do I know, I'm just a dog.

Test Number Two

Mom's second test is tomorrow morning, 8:30 am sharp. She has to run 20 minutes, do 60 sit-ups and 40 push-ups. Except mom can't do 40 push-ups yet. Her shoulder is getting better, but it is slow going. After all, she doesn't want to hurt it again. Mom can do 20 push-ups though and she is really happy about that.

Mom will have to do two forms (Short Two and Long Two), the Finger Set (showcases the methods of execution) and eight techniques. Two of the techniques are weapon techniques. One knife and one gun.

The test will be over at 9:45 am. Mom won't know how she did for another week. Sigh. But as mom says, as team leader, failure is not an option.

Class Is Now In Session - Lesson Four

Okay class, we are now in session. As promised, we will take on the challenges of toilet paper and child proof safety locks. First, toilet paper. If your mom and dad are like mine, and have the toilet paper hanging like this, you have it made.

Especially if you can do this.

Notice paw placement, this is a very important part of both lessons, so remember it. Because mom hangs the toilet paper the way she does, it is very easy to put my paws on the roll and roll it downward. Or you can just grab it in your mouth and run away.

However, bringing the toilet paper straight to your bed is not a good idea.

Being caught with the toilet paper in your mouth is an even worse idea.

And no "I'm innocent" look will work here, either. Trust me on this.

The indignant look doesn't work either. As for child proof safety locks, well, Titus my friend, you should have this one in the bag. Return to that pose I showed you earlier (I told you it would be important) put your paw on the white thing sticking out of the door, and push down. Or drop your paws, both will work.

The door will swing open and all it needs is a good nudge to get it open enough for you to climb in and "go to town".

Or as PlusOne would say "Eh voila!"

I hope you enjoyed the lessons, and I appreciate all your faith in my innocence despite the overwhelming "evidence" to the contrary.

Almost Wordless Wednesday

First day of school.

The devastation I cause.

I didn't do that!

Down looks pretty far away.

Oops I Ate It

The fabulous crew over at Team Tabby gave me this award.


Gee, I wonder what made them think of me? You think it was my chops licking photo from last week?

The rules for this award are:

"When accepting this award you must blog about the food you have stolen when your humans weren't watching. If you have never stolen any food, you must be a very good pup or kitty. You can accept this yummy tray of cookies as your reward!!! Next add the logo of this award to your blog (optional), then nominate at least 5 other furry blogs and let them know by leaving them a message on their blogs."

Okay, so what have I eaten? Better to ask what HAVEN'T I eaten. Ha ha ha.

I gotta think about who to nominate. This is very important, you know. And I can't do it on an empty stomach.