Jimmy Joe's sister, Coco, tagged me for the Three Things Meme. What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
Now, Coco said: "I tag Roxy the Devil Dog, because her sister Lucky wrote the meme but I don't think Roxy has yet!"
But this is what my fur cousin, Darling Millie said about it: "I'm gonna tag my fur cousin Lucky (because Roxy does whatever she wants anyway).
1) I would run away from home and find the fields where the BROCCOLI is grown, and I would have myself a field day. Ha Ha, no pun intended! I would eat as much broccoli as I wanted.
2) I would chase all the big dogs that walk by my house and tell them to stay away, this is MY house and my yard. No pooping or peeing allowed on MY lawn. It's MINE, I tell you!
3) I would go to the jail where the FIVE people who were arrested in connection to the break in (3 broke in, 2 were arrested for trafficking in stolen goods) and I would POOP on their pillows and PEE on their sheets so that when they went to bed, they sat in it and got all gross. Take that for scaring my sister (and me) right before Christmas, AND for making mom cry. Then I would let all you kitties and woofies do the same!
And, of course, I would continue to eat all the food I can lay my paws on, shred all the kleenex I can find, chew all the pens mom leaves lying on the coffee table and be the absolutely spoiled Devil Dog that I am.