Friday, February 1, 2008

Finally Friday

Jimmy Joe's sister, Coco, tagged me for the Three Things Meme. What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?

Now, Coco said: "I tag Roxy the Devil Dog, because her sister Lucky wrote the meme but I don't think Roxy has yet!"

But this is what my fur cousin, Darling Millie said about it: "I'm gonna tag my fur cousin Lucky (because Roxy does whatever she wants anyway).

1) I would run away from home and find the fields where the BROCCOLI is grown, and I would have myself a field day. Ha Ha, no pun intended! I would eat as much broccoli as I wanted.

2) I would chase all the big dogs that walk by my house and tell them to stay away, this is MY house and my yard. No pooping or peeing allowed on MY lawn. It's MINE, I tell you!

3) I would go to the jail where the FIVE people who were arrested in connection to the break in (3 broke in, 2 were arrested for trafficking in stolen goods) and I would POOP on their pillows and PEE on their sheets so that when they went to bed, they sat in it and got all gross. Take that for scaring my sister (and me) right before Christmas, AND for making mom cry. Then I would let all you kitties and woofies do the same!

And, of course, I would continue to eat all the food I can lay my paws on, shred all the kleenex I can find, chew all the pens mom leaves lying on the coffee table and be the absolutely spoiled Devil Dog that I am.


Mickey's Musings said...

A field of broccoli. That is just what I would expect from you Roxy!! Heeheehee
Going to the jail is a GREAT idea!!! I think you would have lots of company. Cat and dog pee and poop should teach them that they were stupid!!
You are quite a "card" Roxy,heeheehee
Purrs Mickey

PeeEss: I gave you an award.Come get it .(I might have to fresize it so it will fit into our blog.I will do that & send it to you,K )

Mickey's Musings said...

Excuse the typo ;/
That should be resize the picture :)

Karen Jo said...

I love the three things you would do, especially going to the jail and pooping and peeing on the pillows and sheets. Those people deserve all the bad things they can get. Eating all the broccoli sounds great.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Roxy, those are all fabulous things you would do! We would definitely join you in messing up the sheets and pillow of the thieves!

You know, you do sound an awfully lot like Merlin! He loves chewing any pens that are left lying around too!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Me is so jealous of you & Roxy. My brudder Jacks isn't here anymore and I miss him so much cause we would cuddle just like you do...and I always sleep on him cause I was the only girl in the house and always got my way...hehe.

The Mommy said to tell ya your not the only "devil" dog out there--our foster Evander would have had you beat....he used to like to tear real momey apart!! hehe..he was always in trouble!!


Archie and Melissa said...

Hi Roxy!
What a great meme. Emmitt says he loves broccoli too. The only vegetable he is not crazy about is celery, but say he will eat it in a pinch.
Have a wonderful day!
M & E

Daisy said...

I would like to help you out with number 3, by going number 2! Hahahaha!

Weeny&Daisy said...

Oooo! We will come and help you to poo and wee on the bad mens beds! We would also sneak along to the field with you!

Love Weeny and Daisy xx xx

Team Tabby said...

That's a great meme, Roxy! We could contribute some gross hairballs to #3 - they deserve it.

Mindy & Moe

Jan Price said...

Great idea! Tell the court you don't need them to punish those perps. You and Roxy can take care of them without their help! They deserve everything you have planned for them. But don't forget to bite the ankles and make them dance.

jans funny farm

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Those sound like excellent ideas. I do not think that I will join you for them but I could be your cheerleader!~


Anonymous said...

I think if you ever did find a field of brocolli no one would want to get too close to you for a while - unless you don't seem to suffer from brocolli gas like I do!!


Jimmy Joe said...

Jimmy Joe let me go on the computer to read your meme, Roxy! I bet you would really gross out your mommie with broccoli farts, hahahahahaha! Oh, and I LOVE shredding tissues, too! That is a great idea.
Bye Roxy!!!!!!
--Coco the Wiener Dog