1) As you can see, I still climb on the table.
2) As you can also see, I still can't get down.
3) But I get everything else on the floor.
4) Lucky and I love Auntie very much.
5) Mom likes watching Top Chef.
6) So does PlusOne. He also loves watching Iron Chef. Especially with Auntie.
7) On Top Chef, Mom did not like Zoi. She got eliminated last night.
8) Mom does not like Andrew. Mom really hates Spike.
9) If mom can make Mr. Karate jump up in the air (and shriek) when doing the technique Pincher (no, she is not pinching an x-rated area) then mom is doing something really well.
11) Or in anything.
12) Or with anything in her mouth.